Tuesday 18 September 2012

Zombies!



In my last post I spoke briefly about my little hobby of imagining up horror stories. I was thinking about this a lot lately trying to figure out where that started. I think I figured out where it all began, and by sharing it with you, you all might think me a little less crazy. Remember that old TV show “Are you afraid of the Dark?” It was one of my favorites growing up! At the beginning of the show all the kids would gather around a camp fire and one would start telling a ghost story and that would be the show. I loved it. Joel did too which makes me happy, we can reminisce about all our favorite episodes. I remember as a kid when I watched it I was determined to be on that show someday as well as “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego”, and “The Price is Right”. Well I did make it to the Price is Right 6 years ago for Bob Barkers last year, but I didn’t get called up on stage, and my parents did buy me a pretty fantastic “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego computer game as a kid, which I think helped fulfill my longing for it. But at no time in my life was my need to appear on “Are you afraid of the Dark” ever satisfied. Again, going back to when I was a kid and I was SURE that someday I would appear on the show; I had to be ready with a pretty fantastic Ghost Story to tell when the producers called and invited me (of course it never occurred to me that the show had writers that would do that part for me). Thus, everywhere I went I was thinking up possible Ghost stories, and since my need to tell these stories was never satisfied properly, over the years they have progressed into full out horror movies. See when you think about it that way, I am not quite so weird am I? On that note, can I just say...this Island keeps getting Better and Better!! Sunday evening we had been at the school in the “Family Lounge” with friends playing games, and taking advantage of the free air conditioning and already filtered water. On our way home Joel and I have to walk past the Anatomy lab. The windows are high on the building, but are not covered, every once in a while I will jump up to see into the window just in case a cadaver was left out and I might get a peek. Sunday night,  Joel takes a look inside and says “Oh, the cadavers were left out”. Sure enough, 30 of them all sitting out on the tables. All of them were covered with sheets, but every so often you could see a foot or a heat sticking out. That was a sight I don’t think I could ever forget. I realized that night as we walked home in the dark with many bats swooshing overhead, the obvious truth that a tiny Island Medical school is the perfect setting for a zombie story. Why didn’t I realize this before? So without further ado- Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this Story The Tale of Caribbean Curse....Just Kidding!! (Editor’s note: For anyone unfamiliar with Are you afraid of the Dark, that’s the way every kid would start telling their Ghost story, and they had a little bag of powder they would throw into the fire as they said it to make the fire get all big and scary.)

Alright, I suppose I will move on to some information about our lives here that people might care about. Not too much has been happening as Joel has been busy studying like crazy for his first test-but that certainly wont stop me from writing a 2000+ word blog post! 

I receive a calling in the Branch. I got called as the First Counselor in the Relief Society-Hurray!!! I am extremely excited about this calling. It’s what I was really hoping for.

Sunday night 2 of our friends returned home after playing games with us at the school and something really horrible happened (no they were not attacked by zombies-this was much worse), they got home and while they were gone, a pipe had burst in the apartment above them and had completely flooded their entire apartment. Water was pouring in through the ceiling and all down the walls. They called their landlord who came and shut the water off and they had to clear all the water out of the upstairs apartment so it would stop waterfalling into theirs (the upstairs people were not home) and after it was clear they finally got to work on their own apartment. All of the outlets were completely submerged, so it will be a while before the landlord even dares turn the electricity back on. In the mean time they were moved into a different apartment the landlord's family owns. They are a first semester couple as well, and this was all the night before their first test! So so sad!! They did receive a lot of help and support from the ward and it was really fantastic to see people go out of their way and be helpful even the night before the first test when the timing was not great for anyone. Pray for HUGE blessings for my friends and all those so willing to help them at this time. There are a lot of really fantastic people here. 

Monday morning, I walked to school with Joel. He stopped off for his test and I kept walking up towards my friends house so I could help her pack up all her stuff so she could move later that day. They live(d) at the top of this Giant Hill that has a lot of housing units around so the vast majority of students live somewhere up the hill. As I was walking up, a hoard of students were shuffling their way down. I just want everyone to know that seeing a couple hundred medical students walking towards their first test was honestly more frightening and closer to resembling zombies then anything a person could see in real life ( I promise you! This is coming from the girl who the previous night witnessed a room of 30 real dead dissected human beings---the students are scarier!). All of the students had huge black bags under their eyes like they hadn’t slept in a week (which they mostly probably haven’t, too busy studying for this test), all were slouched, and hunched as they shuffled down the hill, none of them carrying anything, (the test center only lets you take a pencil into the test-no wallets-no bags-not even a phone) arms just limp at their sides, slowing and quietly inching their way towards their impending doom. I am pretty sure I even saw a few of them with their mouths gaping open and drool falling all over themselves. I hugged right up against a parked truck on the side of the road-just waiting to see if any of them were going to make an aggressive move in my direction. If so I would be ready to put my Zombie apocalypse plan into action. (PS. If there are any Walking Dead fans out there- Step 1 in the Zombie apocalypse plan is to break into the vehicle you are standing next to and drive away, do not- I repeat DO NOT attempt to hide UNDER the car- I cannot stress this enough, also if you don’t feel confident in your ability to steal a car-please familiarize yourself on this wiki-how to hot wire a car link. http://www.wikihow.com/Hotwire-a-Car ). Lucky for me the Hoard passed peacefully so I was able to continue up the hill to my friends house. Her and I packed up her whole house and when the boys got done their test they were able to move all the stuff down the hill into the new apartment. 

When we were done at their house Joel and I went home and enjoyed a lazy afternoon in which Joel didn’t have to study a thing! That night all the first semester branch members (excluding one) went out for a night on the Town...Er...Island I mean. We rented a transport driver for the night to take us to a wonderful Beach restaurant on the other side of the Island. A beautiful place called “Red Rock”. (About a 40min drive) Unfortunately the restaurant we anticipated going to was closed due to the rain, so we settled for something a little less known and close by. This restaurant was very interesting! She brought us 3 menus to share amongst 11 adults. Half of the things on the menu they didn’t have, and the food took forever to come out, and she brought it all at really random times. Some people were done eating a long time before others even got their food, and most of the orders were forgotten and had to be reordered later in the evening. The poor people who ordered Burgers!! The burgers came out first, but that was still about 45 min after we initially ordered. The Burgers came open style with just slices of bread, one side had a hamburger on it and the other had cheese on it. On the side was 2 pieces of lettuce and 2 cucumbers. Ketchup and Mustard were put on the table for everyone to share. And apparently the 2 slices of bread were stale and hard like a giant cracker. Some of you may be thinking you would have sent it back, or demanded not to pay the 18 EC (About $7 Canadian) for it. But that’s just not the way things are done in the Caribbean, services and quality are just sort of “as is”. You ordered it, and weather you eat it or not, you are going to pay for it. Also, tipping is not customary or even acceptable most of the time, more often than not it you leave money on the table the waitress will chase you down the street to give it back to you (that happened to me my first time at the Market!) So you can’t even “withhold a tip” to show your displeasure because they probably wouldn’t let you leave one in the first place. So you kind of just go only to places and people you know will treat you right for your money and avoid the places that don’t. Now we know one more to add to the Don’t list. (Just now I turned around and asked our friend studying behind me how much his Burger last night cost, He asked why I wanted to know and I said “I want to make sure I have enough money for when I go back”, he says “Your Going Back There?” and made a gesture that implied that I have been drinking. I laughed and told him it was for my blog). But the troopers who ordered the burgers ate them all! Here is a picture of one of the Burgers.


(I will note that I got BBQ Pineapple Chicken that was really good and Joel got curry chicken which he enjoyed as well. So we kind of lucked out).
Peter the Transport Driver
 On the note of stick with the good and avoid the bad...we hired the same transport driver who took us on our Island Tour a few weeks ago. His name is Peter and he is FANTASTIC! If any of you come to visit us we will for sure hire him to take us around. When we went on the Island tour a few weeks ago he stopped a few times to buy some native fruit from the locals and gave us all some of each. It was super sweet of him. He sent Joel and I home with an Avocado each. When we went driving with him last night he asked us how we liked our Avocados, he seemed pained when I told him the truth, that Joel tried to make Guacamole out of his and it was a very gross failure, which he later learned was because it was not ripe yet. The type of Avocados he gave us start out green but turn purple when they are ripe. My Avocado was turning purple and I took this to mean it was going rotten so I threw it away, mere hours before Joel came home and told me that meant it was turning ripe. Peter was not at all happy about this and while we were at dinner he went out and bought another Avocado for me and gave me very specific instructions on how to eat it properly. It should take about 3 days to get ripe so I will inform you all how it goes. I told Peter I could call him and let him know how it turns out as well and he laughed. Joel and I had a great time. Great Company and funny stories. Here are just some pictures from the drive towards Red Rock.  I could say more but Joel says this post is too long already. He is probably right.





Friday 14 September 2012

Happy Birthday to Me

Ok everyone, Buckle Up! This is going to be a long post!

Joel has been doing really well in his first 2 weeks of school, his first test is on Monday so everyone wish him luck. Last week we had the white coat ceremony, where Joel got to adorn his Short White Coat officially marking him as a Medical student. When he graduates he gets the Long white coat officially marking him as a Doctor. Step one done!



I am also excited to introduce to you, our new roommate. One day we found this cute little guy hiding under our fan. He is seriously so tiny! Smaller than my pinky finger for sure. Him and some ants are the only critters we have found in our house so far. I decided to name him Pico, and I am very excited to say that he has decided to stay with us. Since the first time we saw him we see him about every other day in odd places. One day I came home and almost stepped on him as he went running across the floor. I don’t ever want to hurt him so since then on I have been announcing myself every time I enter the house...”Pico I’m home!!” He for sure pulls his weight, every since he showed up there has been a huge decrease in the number of ants I find crawling around. Thanks Pico!!



Last week I went out snorkeling with the snorkel club and saw some amazing stuff. I didn’t take the camera, though, Sorry! I was super excited with everything I saw, the reef and the fish were amazing! Joel was sad he missed it so on Saturday we went out just the 2 of us as soon as we woke up. I don’t know what was going on, but the waves were huge that day! Normally there are no waves at all here, but it was sloshing everything around really bad so the water was super murky. Poor Joel, we couldn’t see a thing. Oh and something else exciting... I got a job! I had an interview on Monday, got offered the job on Tuesday and started training on Wednesday. They gave me a script with an illness, and I go to the school pretending to be sick and the students diagnose me, they are graded on their interactions with me. Its only like 3 hours a week for 5 weeks.  But still its better than nothing, and it gives me a chance to use my acting skills!

I started my training on Wednesday, which also happened to be...MY BIRTHDAY! Hurray! After my training in the morning, I went with Joel down to the beach. I was determined to do some more snorkeling, its one of my favorite things to do here. We get to the beach and it starts pouring rain. Sad day! There is a restaurant right on the beach, so we decided to just do lunch there. By the time we were done eating the rain had stopped and the sun was shining. I jumped right in the water and started snorkeling. It was beautiful! The water was clear and perfect. Joel was sitting on the peir studying, but I finally convinced him to join me in the water. It was fantastic, but unfortunately I am not very good at taking pictures under water yet! Sorry about that. I promise its much prettier then it looks. There were 1000’s of fish! We kept swimming through school after school! Silver ones, Gold ones, Red ones. I don’t know the names or types, but they were fantastic! We saw a little puffer fish too. 


(Beach Restaurant)

Little Puffer Fish


Once we were done snorkeling, I hoped out of the water and realized I was running slightly late for my Birthday party. That’s right, you heard me! The wonderful women in the branch here found out it was my Birthday and gave me a fantastic party at the pool. I ran from the beach to the Pool, which is only about a 1 min walk and got ready to party down! It really was fantastic! Lots of people came, I got presents and one woman even made cupcakes for everybody. It was one of the best Birthdays ever! 

Present From Jenn






Joel stayed with me to show his support, but he was also worried about the time he lost out on for studying. He decided he could make it up by studying at the party...in the pool. This is Joel with his tablet in a waterproof case. He decided it was too loud to study effectively. Where could he go to study, quietly, while also being a supportive husband? Thats right! Underwater. Yes he put on his snorkel and studied under water Hahaha!! Only Joel!! I sure do love this man!


For dinner on my Birthday my friend Kelsey(Picture above with her handsome son Lincoln) had us over for dinner, it was fantastic and was followed by some of the most delicious birthday cookies I have ever ate! And for the perfect end to the perfect day- Joel let me sleep with the A/C on. (We normally don’t because it’s crazy expensive to run it)
This would be an appropriate place to stop blogging for now, but I warned you this would be a long one so I am just going to keep on trucking. Okay so this morning I went out snorkeling again with the snorkel group. Just down the beach from where I normally do my swimming, there is a Sunken Barge. Crazy cool.  On the shore right close to the Barge is an old dilapidated, deserted Hotel. Now as some of you may or may not know- I have a hobby of creating horror movies in my head. I when I am in a new place, I like to think, what is the most suitable monster for this location, what is the most horrible situation that could happen in this location with that monster and who will survive it. In high school, whenever we had an away tournament, I would always do a quick scan of the hotel room and inform my friends which of them would be dying that trip if a certain monster decided to show up. I remember once, in Formost, the school had 2 gyms and since we lived so far away they let us sleep in the unused Gym. Spending the night in that school was one of the best head horror movie situations I have every created and survived...Until now!! Are you kidding me right now?!? Rundown old Hotel on the shore of the ocean...15 feet away from a sunken barge?! I my friends...just struck Gold. Oh the possibilities are endless! Coming up with new horror situations for this place will easily keep my busy for the next year, and maybe then some. I didn’t get any good pictures of it today, but its only about a 20min walk from my house, so believe me they are coming. For now, here is a picture of some crabs hanging on the barge. Oh, I forgot to mention, this is where we did our snorkeling today

 

Around the Barge was really murky so we didn’t get to see too much...until we went further out to sea. We hit a reef that was amazing!!! Absolutely incredible, it was like a whole underwater city, I wouldn’t have been surprised at all if mermaids would have shown up.  I apologize for the pictures do not do it any justice. You can make out any of the brilliant colors, or see ever 5% of the fish. There were Millions! I got to see a Huge Eel, but no picture sorry. I also saw quite a few jelly fish. No picture of them ether, sorry.






 I was lucky enough to get stung by a jelly fish. It was just a tiny one, like the size of my thumb, so it really wasn’t that bad at all. Feels something like a Bee sting, however with my first one I was a little worried, I popped my head out of the water and stated calling to the other snorkeling people that I was stung. They came over to make sure I was okay and reassure me and advised on all the things I could do for the pain. (None necessary, I couldn’t even feel it anymore by the time I got to shore). After a little bit of us all just treading water, Jennifer exclaims “Look Straight Down!” I did as was told and stuck my face in the water and looked right under my feet. It was a HUGE sting ray!! Like 12ft directly below me! I yelled...with my face still under water. Like, the classic “Home Alone” yell. I think I did even put my hands to my cheeks when it happened. Here are some photos, compliments of Liz. I passed her the camera because I was too chicken to follow the thing. I was swimming backwards thinking...thats the thing that Killed Steve Erwin! Crocodile Hunter! This thing killed the man that could literally hold every other deadly dangerous animal on earth. To me this makes the Sting Ray, the King of all creatures and to him I give the up most respect. Well Played Sting Ray...Well Played.